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tayswiftslover 

one of the best human beings on earth <3
she is THE swiftie and has a really good sense of humor.
a wonderful person 💌
and a really good friend :p
if ur reading this ilysm tocaya 😏
Have you seen tayswiftslover new video?
It’s so relatable!
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Tayswifting 

When none of your relationships last over 5 fucking seconds.
Tayswifting

When none of your relationships last over 5 fucking seconds.

Girl 1: *goes up to boy* will you go out with me?
Boy: Yea sure I've liked you for a while now.
*hugs, kisses*
*Boys phone rings*
Boy: *on phone* yeah, ill be home soon. ok/ ok/ love you too.
Girl: BITCH WTF
Boy: what?
Girl: Seriously you fucking asshole your already cheating on me! You fucking spoooon I hope you BURN IN HELL BITCH.
Boy: I was talking with my mom -_-
Girl: You were cheating on me with your MOM?
Boy: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Girl: We are OVER! *starts crying*
Boy: Srsly? Its been like 10 seconds and ur breaking up with me?

Girl: Starts laughing and putting lipstick over her face/
Boy: wtf are you ok
Girl: *Head turns 180 degrees*

Boy HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Girl: *In demon voice* Im ok... but you wont be.
Boy: FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT HOLY SSHIT

Girl: *Takes Out knife* *cuts boy's dick off*
Boy: WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT YOU JUST CHOPPED OF MY DICK YOU CRAZY BITCH
Girl:*stabs boy 54 times in the chest*
*Boy dies*
*Police COME to the scene*

Policeman: Poor boy was a victim to tayswifting
Girl: *Gets admitted to mental hospital"
Tayswifting by Spodermen November 17, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016