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taxi cab 

when a resenbly, ok HUGE fat man wears a yellow rain coat and is mistaken for a taxi cab, aka a gary
i need a taxi cab, TAXI....TAXI!....oh sorry gary..

Taxi Cab 

1) A whorehouse or brothel for gay men, primarally a European or Australian term. Also commonly know as 'taxi club'.
Ex 1: I thought the place was a club, but when that guy in fishnet started coming on to me, I realized it was realyl just a taxi cab!

You mean a taxi club? For reals? Man, that's awkward.

TAXI CAB 

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.
"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"
TAXI CAB by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019

Taxi Cab Jumper 

When you are taking a taxi back from the bar to your house with all your friends and your one friend tells the cab driver to stop and jumps out on a random street.
Matt!!! What are you doing. Where are you going? This is not our street. Get back in the cab!!! Don't be a Taxi Cab Jumper!!!
Taxi Cab Jumper by bigfred40oz June 20, 2011

Taxi Cab Whore

A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.

M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1

5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10

So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10

Ex.2

5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20

If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
Taxi Cab Whore by The-Mountain November 21, 2011

taxi cab rhino 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
taxi cab rhino by Karoline R April 20, 2007
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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