Something argued over during a political campaign that in the end comes to nothing because the government is going to get it's money one way or another.
Person1: Hey sweet everyone got a taxbreak.
Person2: Yeah but the we're gonna have to pay the piper (China) eventually.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'