Someone who always tries to squeeze an extra point from their teachers on their tests. Tawfik Alis are people who impersonate other races, particularly ones of color.
That TawfikAli managed to get a higher grade than before!
The kindest, smartest, and sweetest girl I know. If you know a Jeyah, you better thank god, because she was a gift from the heavens. And if you are reading this, Jeyah Tawfik, I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life, and that I will always care for you. 9k
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.