A tatt daddy is a guy who usually has a single tattoo (rarely more) and thinks he is a fully tattooed man that deserves a title. Tatt daddy is typically found showing off his tattoo to anyone he meets on multiple occasions and tends to be annoying. They like to show off to other tattooed individuals as if they belong. Tatt daddy is a self-proclaimed title like Eminem, Rap God, although they are not to be confused. Tatt Daddies can be found anywhere the public is, constantly rolling up their sleeves as if they have something to offer. Be aware of this species as they are usually conceited.
Did you hear that guy call himself a 'tatt daddy' when he was talking to the girl with the dragontattoo? Who does he think he is?!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"