tatty daddy

A daddy with a lot of tattoos usually single.

Joanna: "Hmmm, look at that tatty daddy over there."
Her Child: "Mom! Stop, I already have a dad and I don't even know if he's mine."

by IzzyC. June 13, 2019

waiting for a package

the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.

"Oh my god dude, I've been waiting for a package since last week! I hope it isn't lost."

by IzzyC. January 16, 2019