Tardz

noun: A very handsome, buff guy who is always in the loo because of diarrhoea.

"What?! He's on the toilet again?!"
"What to expect? He's a tardz."

by hellomytralala June 2, 2017

Triple Tardz

Three hot, yet very stupid guys.

Hey Megan! Look at those hot triple tardz going to the zoo in their lion suits!

by Megan's Mama June 13, 2003

tardz united

a group of teenagers who will take over the world with their magic mushrooms..... oh the world will be great

yes tardz stands for retardz or stoners

oh here comes some tardz united... shit theyre all high! wow thats great!

by smiley May 27, 2003