tardwear 

Ugly-ass clothing that tells everyone you're a complete dumbshit or douchebag, typically featuring garish designs that are the graphic-arts abortions. Examples of popular tardwear brands include "TapouT" and "No Fear," and there are many more.

Ever since Sam started rockin' the TapouT tardwear, it's become pretty apparent that his prefrontal lobotomy must have kicked him in the head hard.

What kind of douche puts giant tardwear logos like "No Fear" or "TapouT" in their car or truck windows?

tardwear by Giacomo G February 23, 2008

tardware 

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

tardware by Gojuice November 30, 2006

tardware 

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

tardware by 1hoser February 8, 2007

tardbears 

A married retarded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally retarded. Tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. Note: This is NOT a retarded bear.

I did escrow on those tardbears new house.

tardbears by Steve The Queen July 23, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019