tardwear

Ugly-ass clothing that tells everyone you're a complete dumbshit or douchebag, typically featuring garish designs that are the graphic-arts abortions. Examples of popular tardwear brands include "TapouT" and "No Fear," and there are many more.

Ever since Sam started rockin' the TapouT tardwear, it's become pretty apparent that his prefrontal lobotomy must have kicked him in the head hard.

What kind of douche puts giant tardwear logos like "No Fear" or "TapouT" in their car or truck windows?

by Giacomo G February 23, 2008

tardware

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

by Gojuice November 30, 2006

tardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

by 1hoser February 8, 2007

tardbears

A married retarded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally retarded. Tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. Note: This is NOT a retarded bear.

I did escrow on those tardbears new house.

by Steve The Queen July 23, 2006