A very great person who struggles with hot people syndrome and ADHD
"whos that hottie over there"
"oh thats Taper"
by morkleef March 31, 2021
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When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.
Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!
by calvinswim March 20, 2023
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The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.
Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
by doggle1 November 17, 2011
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After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster
Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night
by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022
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an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat
a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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