Tayer's Syndrome

A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.

Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.

Tayer's Syndrome by Lopz August 9, 2012

Typer's writing syndrome 

When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).

I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.

Typer's writing syndrome by Chad Bueller February 2, 2009

Typer's death

When you are chatting online with IM or in a game or IRC or anything, and you respond to 2 different messages with the same thing in a row.

Buddy: I edited that out to fit
Me: hehe
Buddy: was a good fall though
Me: hehe
Me: Oh shit
Buddy: TD!
Me: Crap

Typer's death by B. G. May 16, 2005

Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away

Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way

Taker's Dozen by anonymous July 9, 2022

Test taker's remorse 

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

Test taker's remorse by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

Occam's Taser 

Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.

University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.

Occam's Taser by B. Dick Yanchak May 6, 2010

Hater's Tape 

Tape used to cover the logo, name, or inventory branding of a competitor. Tape used to hide the origin of an object out of shame, denial, or misdirection.

Put some hater's tape on this thing. I don't want people to know where we rented it.

Hater's Tape by Willy5007 June 30, 2011