tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 24, 2005

tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel July 08, 2005

tap the keg

To urinate.

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

by Steve September 11, 2003

Tapping the Keg

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

by kokakolakid May 12, 2006

Tap the keg

To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.

How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.

Let's tap the keg tonight and party.

by Timmington September 25, 2010

tapping the keg

giving a blow job

i tapped his keg

by sarah November 21, 2003

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003