tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

tank wanker by yo mamma November 22, 2002

wanker tank 

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

wanker tank by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Wanker tank 

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

Wanker tank by 1025soulja October 11, 2021

wanker tank 

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

wanker tank by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016