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tamalavelocity 

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.
Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.
tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
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A beautiful young and sexy woman, usually with a dancers body. Very intelligent and sweet hearted. Most empathetic woman you will meet in this lifetime.
Hey have you met Tamalyn?
Yeah dude, she is so sweet. She asked if so needed more beer. And then she brought me two!
tamalyn by Sparticus91 January 17, 2014

Tamalaged 

To be attacked by a group of individuals who sell Tamales outside of the supermarket. Abusive, violent sales tactics. Normally carried out by the elder generation ie. Grandmothers/Abuelas that want badly for you to eat their specific brand of Tamales
While trying to leave my supermarket, I was tamalaged for not stopping and purchasing food from a stranger.
Tamalaged by BretwithoneT February 14, 2019

Tamalaki 

A fat, tall black kid who always rides Damiens pussy and sucks at sports. He also got a big forehead.
"DAMN TAMALAKI! YOU GOT A BIG FOREHEAD"
Tamalaki by FCMSExposer February 14, 2018
Used to define the coolest people ever.
wow omgosh! she's such a Tamala!
tamala by Gail Reilly April 19, 2008

Tamalamadingdong 

The act of anal penetration using a bell, or rattle sounding maker of some sort, with a man called Matt.

The bell slid right into Matt, his ass dingle dangled all day”
So you into tamalamadingdong or not?