by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020
The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"
by crab[core]man November 6, 2010
After eating prunes for dessert at the family reunion in Alabama, let's all do the Talladega slip and slide....
by DookieDan April 2, 2019
by DegaDock April 12, 2019
v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!
holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth
holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth
by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010
When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.
by That Lego on the floor May 30, 2017
Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.
by Snake Hole April 16, 2020