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v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth
by brewed and wreckless May 23, 2010
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