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Tall person 

a person who will constantly tell anyone shorter than them that they are short. The anti-step-stool user and a total dick
Person 1 - hey could you get that for me
Tall person - omg you can’t reach it you’re so short Jesus you’re practically a midget. Bro get some inches on them legs you’re so short on god bro.
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Tall Person 

Someone who is large in height, above 6 foot tall, for example.
I've always wished to be a tall person!
Tall Person by trampguy May 3, 2018

Tall Person 

above 4 feet and eleven inches tall

Tall person 

An alien that has very exposed knees which are very easy to kick in
Person 1: hey that's a tall person
Everyone else of a normal height: GET YOUR BASEBALL BATS AND GET THEMMMMM
Tall person by Atallgiraffe January 20, 2022

Tall person hug 

A hug from a tall person. Tall person hugs are the best kind of hug especially if your bff is tall!
Lola gave Mela a tall person hug!

Mela had to stand on a bench in the courtyard to give Lola a tall person hug.
Tall person hug by No name please October 20, 2019

Tall Person Energy 

When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life

“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”
“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”

“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”
Tall Person Energy by NeelG March 25, 2019

Slap a tall person day 

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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