When two individuals are not officially together but are really in to each other they "talk" and act like a couple without the title. Its basically like being someones Bae.
To talk heavy is not to be confused with talk but it has the same concept not to talk but to have the intention of not going out but to hang out and text that way
yeah me and him talk heavy but I don't like the fact that Nyla sat on his lap
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.