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1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

taking a shower by annacakes January 17, 2009

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taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

taking a shower by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

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Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

Taking a shower by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

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Taking a Shower

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

Taking a Shower by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022

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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

grandma taking a shower by white fagggot April 28, 2023

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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