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Take a Blunt to the Face 

To take an entire blunt down by yourself. The guy who says it's just a really hard blunt hit is a dipshit.

Usually called facing the blunt. Assuming it's a halfway decent L (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty fucked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). Also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real fucked up real fast.

Blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade BC (beaster), but for better BC or headies you want a nice piece. The combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery shit gives you energy, and you don't want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.
I rolled up an L last night but my boys didn't wanna smoke, so I faced that fucker. I don't normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.

Take a Blunt to the Face 

To hit a blunt so hard you get so stoned and dont know what the fuck you are doing
I wanted to take my lunch break and take a blunt to the face but i got fired cuz when i did i came back in and i was so high i couldnt do shit

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Away an take yur face for a shite 

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.
Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”
“This albums so over-rated”

Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026