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take a facie 

When taking a selfie and making a face. For example a mad face, happy face or a silly face.
I hate when I take a facie and I don't think it captures my real mad face
take a facie by NutMeg634 May 14, 2015
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Take a Blunt to the Face 

To take an entire blunt down by yourself. The guy who says it's just a really hard blunt hit is a dipshit.

Usually called facing the blunt. Assuming it's a halfway decent L (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty fucked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). Also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real fucked up real fast.

Blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade BC (beaster), but for better BC or headies you want a nice piece. The combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery shit gives you energy, and you don't want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.
I rolled up an L last night but my boys didn't wanna smoke, so I faced that fucker. I don't normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.

Take a Blunt to the Face 

To hit a blunt so hard you get so stoned and dont know what the fuck you are doing
I wanted to take my lunch break and take a blunt to the face but i got fired cuz when i did i came back in and i was so high i couldnt do shit

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Away an take yur face for a shite 

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.
Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”
“This albums so over-rated

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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