tail hook 

Jet with hook used on short runways (aircraft carrier )

COD: tail hook down or wave off! Navy wave comes in nite call duty sir!. can do sir!
COD: Keep the birds in the air this will only take 10 mim.

COD = Chief of flight Deck

tail hook by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

Tailhook 

While on your hands and knees, a chick (or a dude) sucks your dick from the back.

Last night I was fixing the garbage disposal, and katie totally tailhooked me.

Tailhook by kingtron November 22, 2011

rusty tailhook

it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.

I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.

rusty tailhook by renaldo November 29, 2006

Tailhook 

While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.

"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"

"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"

poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap

Tailhook by Slothy11 April 12, 2014