tae kwon dolphin

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.
A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.
by phx June 01, 2003
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