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Camp Taconic 

Camp Taconic is a sleepaway camp located in Hinsdale, Massachusetts. Almost everyone is very kind-hearted, while some people can be very jappy. It's a place that'll always make you laugh, and will never disappoint. If you're younger, don't go to the old waterski dock or teen snack. Don't be scared if you see a man yelling hasteens! If you like to be goofy and make lifelong memories, camp taconic is the place for you!
person 1 : "Where are you going to camp this summer?"
person 2 : "Oh, I'm going to camp taconic!"
Steve burke : "1, 2, 3, HASTEENS!!!"
Camp Taconic by person01235 September 6, 2019
Man who is drawn to the sea. Sweet talker. Lover of music and women.
She fell in love with him because of his tacomis nature.
tacomis by itsagirlthing February 23, 2015
A place of massive bullshittyness
taconic by Anonymouse December 18, 2002

Taconic High School 

a sad airport looking high school with nothing but violence and homophobia, but it's better than Pittsfield High School.

all the students do is smoke weed in the bathroom, sell drugs on campus, gossip, and bash each others' faces in.

the one thing that's cool is the chicken patties, those slap
"hey, do you go to Taconic High School?"
"-yeah, why?"

"how many fights did you see today?"

"-about 13"

"during the entire day?"
"-no, all before second period even started."
Taconic High School by yellowpeep October 15, 2019

Taconic Hills High School 

A small school in bumblefuck nowhere where the only thing worse than the sports there are the bathrooms or the teachers they’re so desperate to hire.
Yo Jack, did you hear Taconic Hills High School won a football game?
No against who?
April Fools.

taconic parkway 

The Eastern Bluebird is NY's state bird
"I Love New York" is NY's state song

The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment

The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.

Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
Guy #1: Hey, let's take the Taconic
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.

Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!

Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
taconic parkway by KRUSHES UUU! September 3, 2010