Taco Witch 

1. n. Someone who will most likely steal your taco(s). Possibly a little bitch, not as cool as a taco yeti. Smells of rotten cheese. Rumored to live in Ohio.

2. (Myth) Steals tacos from bad children, and drinks the blood of orphaned children.

Oh, Shit it's the Taco Witch! Go get the fuck out shes going to steal my taco(s).

Jill is such a fucking taco witch. Yesterday she kicked in my door, punched me in the face and then stole taco(s).

I was in a park in Cincinnati, my son was being bad so the taco witch came and stole his taco(s).

Jill comes to the orphanage about once a month and sucks the blood of the children, she's such a taco witch.

Taco Witch by Taco Yeti, the fucker of mouth April 12, 2009

Taco watcher 

A female who has been selected to watch another female pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a taco watcher this month since your name is not on the list.

Taco watcher by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

tacobitch 

An average Twitch streamer and a former hand model but you wouldn't know because Taco likes to stay anonymous. He gets many Egirl requests but declines all of them due to his love for irl females. Considered kind, loving and wealthy amongst his peers but females don't see his true inner beauty and only want him for his wealth and perfect hands.

Bob: Did you watch Tacobitch's latest stream? It was poggers !!!
James: No, but I heard he has amazing hands and could have gone pro in the Hand Model community but choose to pursue streaming instead.

tacobitch by tacofan#1 January 1, 2020

tacowatcher 

A person gifted in the art of food watching. Someone who has been blessed with the ability to gaurd over the feast.

Hey, Yo'recka....your the tacowatcher....hang your head out that sliding back window and see if the taco's are getting wet,
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tacowatcher by wordking January 9, 2013

tacowich 

A delicious combination of a grilled cheese sandwich (pepper jack cheese style) and the classic beef taco, commonly served with avocado and salsa. This dish was brilliantly created by a Minnesotan at the young age of only 6 years old. There may be some shitty imitations out there, but none will compare to the original recipe.

Yo, Thibert just whipped up the dankest tacowich. It is clearly the original and the best out there.

tacowich by MayorOfMexico January 2, 2018