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taco blocker 

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.
God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin
taco blocker by Joseph Diner August 5, 2007
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Taco-Blocker 

A girl who blocks the taco. Female equivalent of cock block
They were about do the dirty when..... taco-blocker called and ruined the mood.


She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
Taco-Blocker by elleandbab February 19, 2009

Taco Blocked 

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.
Taco Blocked by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008
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