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Taco Bag 

This is when a broad pulls down her pants and panties (if she's wearing any) and places the lips of her vagina on someone else's face or food or anything really as a joke or for revenge. It's the female version of what dudes do when they "tea-bag" something. Not reccomended when it's "that time of the month" unless the person really deserves it. Taco bagging does not work on guys or other broads that want to fuck you because then they'd enjoy it and that would defeat the purpose.
1. I can't believe that bitch! I am so going to taco bag her face when she falls asleep.

2. My mouth is salty from when Sally taco bagged me after I spit in her face.

3. She is so drunk!!! Let's take turns taco bagging her!
Taco Bag by Alexisr07 May 29, 2009
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taco bag 

"Ooo my taco bag is riding up and giving me a wedgie!"
taco bag by desilu1 March 25, 2010

Taco in a bag 

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.
I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.
Taco in a bag by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

TACO IN A BAG 

when eating a chick out, placing seran wrap over the vagina so the taste isnt as bad
She had a horrible tasting pussy, so i gave her a taco in a bag so i could stand it
TACO IN A BAG by Kavy August 19, 2006

TACO IN A BAG 

tacos in a bag. mushy. cheesy. beefy
boy: Want a taco in a bag?
boy 2: no thank you i just had my taco in a bag.
TACO IN A BAG by whitexasian July 24, 2006

taco baguette 

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.
I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

Taco Bagging 

Dude the only girl in this game is Taco Bagging me!
Taco Bagging by Ninja-Mage January 12, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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