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Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014
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