Taco bells

A slang term for a male's testes, comparing the quality of the mans set of jewels to taco bell food.

Man... he had some gnarly lookin' taco bells!

by mamabearwhiskey April 24, 2009

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by White_Trash_4life April 25, 2017

Taco my bells

"Tacoing ones bells"
The act of shoving the testicels into a vagina

hey baby you wanna taco my bells?

by salstightbussy November 24, 2025

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Taco Balls

1) A Chalupa that has been rolled up into a ball allow for easy consumption.

2) A word referring to the courage required to eat at Taco Bell

1) Dave: ".... Why?"
Bob: "Don't criticize my taco ball, I only have 2 minutes left for lunch.

2) Dave: "... are you eating five double cheesey beef burritos?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
Dave: "Damn dude. You have some serious taco balls."

by Scrotus McDominus May 19, 2010

Taco Bell's Cannon

The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.

"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"

by FlounderFlound August 11, 2022

taco balls

Taco balls is best described as a male version of the camel toe. It usually occurs on men who love 80's rock, have long hair, and wear tight jeans.

Dude, someone should have told you this 30 yeas ago, but you need to turn down the 80s; you got a serious case of taco balls going on.

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012