by Sasquatch20 February 25, 2010
a girl who leads her boyfriend/random guy on with the prospect of anal sex in an attempt to get money/food without the intention of actually delivering.
Man, I spent 20 bills on that chick at Denny's last night and all I got was some road head. That chick was a total t-bombs.
by I-skillet January 14, 2006
A T-Bomb may or may not be the most? metrosexual/homosexual you know.
If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".
There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear.
Take for example a hypothetical situation in which one T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am the greatest". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement.
Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him.
Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.
Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.
If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".
There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear.
Take for example a hypothetical situation in which one T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am the greatest". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement.
Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him.
Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.
Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.
Markese is a T-Bomb
by T Him Up April 1, 2004
a T bomb is where a girl you were interested in taking home from the party turns out to be a transvestite.
'I thought that girl was joking when she said she could do more pushups then me..and then she dropped the T bomb"
by morgan... June 19, 2008
Stands for Tool-Bomb.
When a person is a big time tool, but gets upset when friends constantly remind him of this. Friends use this phrase, often in conjunction with "t-ing him up" to soften the otherwise harsh blow.
Characteristics include:
-Crying while listening to John Mayer
-Being ultra-sensitive
-Not shaving neck
-Slam poetry
-Homosexual tendancies
When a person is a big time tool, but gets upset when friends constantly remind him of this. Friends use this phrase, often in conjunction with "t-ing him up" to soften the otherwise harsh blow.
Characteristics include:
-Crying while listening to John Mayer
-Being ultra-sensitive
-Not shaving neck
-Slam poetry
-Homosexual tendancies
Markese is the T-Bomb.
by Jeff John March 31, 2004
A large, heavy turd. So named for the "t" that starts the word "turd" and the "explosion" it creates upon hitting the toilet water. T-bombs are often the result of massive consumption of constipation-causing foods, and they are often referenced in tandem with a city that has famously been bombed (Hiroshima, Baghdad, etc).
"I knew I shouldn't have drank that case of beer. I just dropped a five megaton t-bomb on my toilet and now it looks like Dresden!"
by BBV4LYFE March 3, 2008
When someone who at some point has been or worked as a trader in the financial markets finds any excuse to mention it or bring it up in conversation, be it relevant or not.
"Speaking as an ex-Trader...."
"When I was a Trader...."
"If I was still Trading...."
All of the above are T bombs.
"When I was a Trader...."
"If I was still Trading...."
All of the above are T bombs.
by shepshep March 23, 2010