T-Real 

The master of swag. Also known as "Big Daddy."

T-Real's maro be spankin' them ponys.

T-Real by Nomnomnomnom124 September 2, 2010

josh isn't real 

Clique meme and reference to the famous forest fic for twenty one pilots which you should read.

I told you tyler, josh isn't real.

josh isn't real by simune August 16, 2017

Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

Birds Aren’t Real by BAR Activist October 6, 2020

Jews don't real 

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

Jews don't real by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021

Life isn't real 

A phrase you say when you and your friend are doing something at the same time, saying something at the same time, or did something the same as a coincidence

Taiden: "I went to the mall today and got a red t-shirt."

Rosie: "Really? I did too. Life isn't real!

Life isn't real by rosie loves cali April 23, 2020

canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.

Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.

canada isn't real by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020

Is(n't)real 

Its not real. Full stop.

The State of Is(n't)real are ethnically cleansing Palestinians

Is(n't)real by Qsm May 16, 2021