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Syrup Kid 

A child who never blows their nose when runny, nor wipes their face after eating a sugary snack. Consequently, dirt and various other debris stick to the child's snotty face resulting in a unsightly nightmare. Usually maple syrup is involved in some way. (i.e. hillbilly kids)
As Pa brought the recently killed raccoon into the backwoods shack, his 6 children ran around screaming and grabbing at the raccoon with their sticky fingers. "Git off now, ya hear? Ya'll ain't nothin' but a bunch o' syrup kids!"
Syrup Kid by NatTheBrat79 July 22, 2014
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Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid

That one kid who you pay for entertainment or stuff. He’s cool unlike anyone named jack
Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is cool

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.
"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What kinda faggot are you"

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.
"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What are you even bothering breathing for"

Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid

The cool guy

He does stuff and stuff

Not associated with anyone named jack

He likes sugar
Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is way cooler than anyone named jack

Syrup Kids 

The name for the people who sit at the lunch table before you and leave it a mess.
Dude 1: Dammit! There's syrup splooge all over the tables again!
Dude 2: DAMN YOU SYRUP KIDS!
Syrup Kids by conan182 November 17, 2010