swose

Biggest glock in the game, you are better than the goat.

Bro I got mad swose. Wdym swose? I mean I am better than all you trash kids.

by Mcglauflin January 22, 2019

Swose

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.

Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Swose song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself

by Definenitly not Swose December 18, 2022

Swose

Four fuckheads that call themselves a “band” when really they’re all incredibly homosexual and I would know because I’m one of the members

Bob: I’m gay
Caleb (me): I’m gay
McSweeney: I’m gay
Braylon: I’m a faggot
We are Swose

by James’Ass December 18, 2022

Swose

Griffin Shively is the “Swose-ist” human alive.

Swose=abnormal, odd, uniquely weird, bummy.

by TheBallinPlugger May 22, 2024

Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.

Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!

by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018

swogen

Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.

Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!

by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006