by King Ofallofus January 6, 2018
A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
by dart board July 1, 2010
A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."
Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"
Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"
Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"
Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"
Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 12, 2019
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
by AlaskanPoet June 15, 2018
Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.
by Jay are one August 3, 2011
by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019
The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.
by RainbowTrout69 November 7, 2014