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When everything has gone wrong, or tits up as it were. nothing seems to be going right, and you just can see a way out.
Just look at the state of the stock market... its all gone spoggly. Or, I was running late for work today, tripped over cat, spilt coffee missed the bus, and left my keys at home, today has just gone all spoggly.
Spoggly by Mrs Spoggly February 20, 2009

Jew swoggle 

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"
Bro I I was hella swoggy after practice
swoggy by Everything sucks! September 25, 2018
For when something is squiggly, but in a much more swoogly way. Swoogly is a word that has existed for thousands and thousands of years, not bound by the English language's barriers.
Guy 1: This tree looks very swoogly.
Guy 2: Do you mean squiggly?
Guy 3: NO, I mean swoogly, you absolute buffoon.
Swoogly by Falsey June 25, 2022

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock
That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler
cock-swoggler by definitiveperson January 24, 2006
(1) Ridiculously swag but also utterly awful.
(2) Small worm on goggle gets left eaten
"Dude that girl is so swoggle"
"Swoggle"
Swoggle by pillar boy August 19, 2021