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parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.
Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

shizzlesticks 

Another term for "shit" or "damn"
"Dude you forgot your wallet" ..... "Ohhh shizzlesticks!"
(Get hurt) "SHIZZLESTICKS!"
shizzlesticks by Hannah11 July 1, 2006

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.
Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.
Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003