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Switch Hitting 

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.
"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"
Switch Hitting by Will Sotter January 6, 2012

switch hitting 

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.
"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."
switch hitting by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006

code switch hitting 

When your sexual identity and/or orientation changes depending on the group you're with.
"Not my normal thing but... Around the hockey team I'm code switch hitting."
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