switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

by D. Gould June 11, 2006

switch hit

The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Eric and Joe were amazed at how quick the two girls were so eager to participate in a switch hit session.

"Ain 't nothing like a friendly game of switch hit."

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

switch hit stranger

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

hit the switch

Play around with hydral pistons at a lowrider car.

Eazy E made this word well-known by his songs Switchez and Still Cruisin.

Verse from Eazy E´s Switches:

"Cruisin in my 64 ragtop

I got alotta juice alotta fuckin block

Now when I hit the switch I'm bouncin

More bounce to the ounce and I'm clownin"

by vipera January 10, 2012

Hit a switch

Engaging the hydraulics system in your slab

Man, we thought his ride was a hoopdie but when he hit the switch we knew it was a slab

Imma hit a switch, imma get hyper, maan where that shit at? Pass my damn lighter - Big Tiger - Drank Up In My Cup - Swishahouse Classic Flows Vol 1

by Ash HTX December 30, 2010