switch bitch
switch bitch by Dan July 29, 2005
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Manuel: I haven't had sex since two hours ago when I got in a fight with my girlfriend.
Xzibit: Damn nigger we gots ta gets you a switch bitch.
Xzibit: Damn nigger we gots ta gets you a switch bitch.
switch bitch by tupacyupanqui February 26, 2009
Light-Switch Bitch
A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Light-Switch Bitch by Alison Von October 19, 2010
The Light Switch Bitch
When you’ve been talking to a girl for so long and you get to know her so much and then all of a sudden she switches up on you turns into a different person and makes you hate her. .....the light switch Bitch.... here one second; gone the next.
The Light Switch Bitch is the girl that you have been talking to you makes you feel like you know her, then out of nowhere she switches up on you .
Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!
Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!
Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!
Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!
The Light Switch Bitch by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 25, 2021
The Light Switch Bitch
TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...
Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”
Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”
You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”
Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”
Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”
You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”
The Light Switch Bitch by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 24, 2021
bitch switch
the thing you say to your partner that makes them go off when everything was fine right before you said your idiot remark.
"we were talking about what happened in our day and then i said, 'yeah, i noticed you didn't do the dishes.' i totally flipped the bitch switch and he went off on me for hours."
bitch switch by ubergirl October 26, 2005
switch the bitch
When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.
Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"
Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"
Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"
switch the bitch by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015