When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.
by AriOz10 July 11, 2016
by bchi October 04, 2007
The act of fucking a girl in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.
also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"
also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"
Dumb bitch wasn't old enough to drink... so I took her into the bathroom and gave her the swirley temple!
by NutzOnYaChin April 05, 2012
When a man is ready to ejaculate, he does so on the woman's face, and then steps out of the way. His close friend then jumps out of the closet behind him and plops poop all over the woman's face.
Me and Paul made the perfect swirley sundae on some girl last night, it was just the right blend of chocolate and vanilla. She still doesn't know what hit her.
by Croy Spark May 01, 2006
by Redgot!! February 19, 2022
French kissing someone after popping a cist or boil getting the puss and blood mixed around in the saliva
by Raynespider July 08, 2022
If you're gonna take Rebecca out this weekend, make sure you give yourself a Swirley in the shower after your last dump because she has a tendency to toss your salad during her bj.
by coneyman69 February 25, 2024