Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little shortdude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.
Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the AssSlinging Snatcher got me!”
Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the AssSlinging Snatcher got me!”
Your butt cheeks are physically sexy to the point where you turn people on by its sheer physical perfection. You have a sculpted butt evident from the result of hard work at the gym.
Damm!!! Your ass is singing tonight! Your ass is hella hot... I would hit that and quit it no question.