Swine Fluke
Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
Swine Fluke by Justin Duong May 6, 2009
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Swine Fluke
David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
Swine Fluke by abweitl August 30, 2009
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swine fluke
When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
swine fluke by BV4 May 6, 2009
swine fluke
when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
swine fluke by kundus May 11, 2009
swine fluenced
1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.
2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.
2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.
Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!
or
Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.
or
Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.
swine fluenced by Acrylic_Onion May 25, 2009
swine fluked
When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.
"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.
"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.
Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..
Patient: fuk the swine..
swine fluked by slim_berry August 20, 2009
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