swimmer's dick

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

by Jackback June 10, 2006

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022