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Swedish jesus, aka Avicii
I started off strong. I made a maximum effort to stay directly in the middle, directly in front of the DJ booth, about 12 feet away from the stage, to allow for maximum viewing of swedish jesus, or Swejus.
Swejus by senor avicii October 23, 2011
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sweij sweird Steijn steije Seiji swej seijin Seija Seijiro Seijun
A attractive, and absolute guy . Usually with red eyes or yellow eyes . Acts like the emperor of any state or country . Will have over 3,000 scissors with him. Girls will swoon over him.super duper rich.
Omg

It's Seijuro
Seijuro by Serina-chan~desu February 16, 2017
A Sweej is an extremely rare breed of human that is rarely found in today's modern world. Exhibiting traits such as sassiness, courtesy, thoughtfulness, and good old fashioned chivalry, the Sweej is universally desired by high school girls looking for prom dates, college girls in search of their first real relationship, and women everywhere searching for "The One."
"Did you see that new kid? He's kinda cute."
"Yeah, and I heard he's nice, smart, and sassy too. He might be a Sweej!"
Sweej by scarysneeze January 3, 2012
1. the sexiest most beautiful asian you will ever see. everyone loves him, hes sweet and charming and is the only asian to ever to have a big dick. he does some dumbass stuff sometimes. everyone thinks hes on drugs, but he just has no common sense.
1."omg, you know that guy seiji?"

"yeah hes so amazing i love him!"
2."wow seiji is cool, too bad hes on drugs."

"hes not."

"are you kidding he just tried to smoke a chair leg!"

"hes just dumb."

"oh."
seiji by theneverendingcircle January 4, 2012
A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history
Oh my god!! There is a sweiner over there; don’t disobey any rules or he will cut of your weiner
Sweiner by Sweiner67 April 13, 2020