I started off strong. I made a maximum effort to stay directly in the middle, directly in front of the DJ booth, about 12 feet away from the stage, to allow for maximum viewing of swedish jesus, or Swejus.
by senor avicii October 23, 2011
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by Serina-chan~desu February 16, 2017
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"Did you see that new kid? He's kinda cute."
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by scarysneeze January 3, 2012
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1."omg, you know that guy seiji?"
"yeah hes so amazing i love him!"
2."wow seiji is cool, too bad hes on drugs."
"hes not."
"are you kidding he just tried to smoke a chair leg!"
"hes just dumb."
"oh."
"yeah hes so amazing i love him!"
2."wow seiji is cool, too bad hes on drugs."
"hes not."
"are you kidding he just tried to smoke a chair leg!"
"hes just dumb."
"oh."
by theneverendingcircle January 4, 2012
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A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history
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