Sweet Beard

A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.

Hey Jimbo, sweet beard!

Sweet Beard by 4orty April 14, 2011

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

skeet beard by Max. L January 19, 2008

SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.

"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".

SKEET BEARD by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

sweetheard 

Is a mental state humans enter when they hear the sound of two galaxies colliding. This rarely occurs, as vacuums don't carry sound.

They sat down, looked up, and were sweetheard.

sweetheard by Resolute November 11, 2006