An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.