swamp monster

girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster

My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.

by swamp monster February 22, 2009

swamp monster

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.

As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.

by Billy Dracula September 21, 2009

Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

Swamp Monster

When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.

guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!

guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?

guy one: yeah..shitzilla

by leemo20 September 05, 2009

The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

Swamp Monster

Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.

The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''

by Charlie Finn September 17, 2007

Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.

Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.

by Dave720 May 13, 2016