Swamp Face

Generally used to discribe a female. A swamp face is someone that has a face not even a mother could love. this cannot describe someone with just acne or a unibrow it has to refer to many problems and/or blemishes. if you can't look at this person's face without laughing or vomiting you've met a Swamp Face.

Wow that bitch is a swamp face. Look, every one in the room is puking.

by Casey114 June 14, 2007

million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

Face Swap

When two people cut the skin of their face off, trade faces, and jizz on eachother's head so that the face will stick.

"Hey man I'm bored"
"Wanna face swap?"
"Sure, where's your exacto knife?"

by crazymanwithdrumsticks January 27, 2010

swampface

Swampface is someone who’s facial hair grows in like patchy sea moss.

Damn did you see Wilfong the swampface needs to be attended to.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019