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a better word than cool or swagger and its fresh!!!
man dude tonight we will be swabbin!
Man that bitch was swabbin!
swabbin by gbaby7869 January 13, 2011

Captain Stabbin' 

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
Captain Stabbin' by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012
Hey babe wanna catch a stabbin
you up for a stabbin
oooo imma stab you good
stabbin by Revenynt March 12, 2010

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.
Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008

Deck swabbing 

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.

stabbin cabin 

An accomodation, usually a home or other residence, in which a man has sex with a woman.
I took her back to my stabbin cabin and she got assworked.
stabbin cabin by Big Steve September 4, 2003