swab the deck
swab the deck by confusinomiton September 22, 2008
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Swab the Deck
When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
Swab the Deck by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010
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swab the deck
When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
swab the deck by authOOr June 29, 2006
Swab the poop deck
A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
Swab the poop deck by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021
Swab the poop deck
Swab the poop deck by Derek January 14, 2004
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