VD Swab

That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.

Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.

by kurtz December 30, 2015

throat swabbing

the sexual act of rubbing the head of the cock in a swabbing motion once it is down the throat of a whore.

Bob cleaned the john before him's jism out of the whores throat when he gave her a good throat swabbing.

by msxanax October 10, 2006

Urethra swab

A form of cock and ball torture involving a cotton swab going down your urethra

Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.

by PsnPteredon June 12, 2019

Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 7, 2022

cum swab

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!

Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)

by wetdreams April 29, 2010

Swabs VHS

It's all good. Or don't worry about it, it's fine.

"My girlfriend told me she can't go to the movie tonight. It's Swabs VHS though because I wanted to dump that booty anyway!"

by Swagger Wagger jr. February 26, 2017

butt-swab

An annoying person who seems like they just keep picking at you for no apparent reason.

If your little brother comes into your room, and then starts to do something to deliberatley annoy you.

by Stanley W.L. Chounard July 13, 2004