svinge 

Just a very cool, calm, and collected individual who created their own language out of thin air. He's the alpha of every room he enters, and certainly will dominate people by confusing the ever loving shit out of them.

Person A: "Yo who the hell is that guy in the corner with the dope shades?"
Svinge: "- ægetebë sh æ ž œ w, Sügæda m ä ń fph òóm!"
Person B: "Oh that dude, that's fucking Svinge, what an absolute legend."
Person A: "Does anyone understand what he's saying?"
Person B: "No but it's amazing how I feel I understand him on some kind of fucking spiritual level, you know?"

svinge by Svinge January 28, 2021

The Whistle Swinger 

A sexual act in which the female participant, wearing nothing but a whistle around her neck, gyrates her body such that the whistle swings in a circular motion during sexual intercourse.

That radio host from the town of August performed the whistle swinger using the whistle found on headmistress Umber's desk.

The Whistle Swinger by TheJesseCox June 3, 2020

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Bobby Singer 

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'

Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!

Bobby Singer by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013

whistle swinger 

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

Damn! Who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

whistle swinger by nekokay June 2, 2020

stingered 

To be taken by a ponzi scheme. To lose money on a venture when one party doesn't live up to its' agreements. To get stung in a bad deal where one side doesn't live up to expectations.

"Our company is thinking of sponsoring that race team, but we need to perform better due-dilly so as not to get stingered again."

"We tried to pre-order that new crowd-funded widget, but we got stingered and the company never delivered. I'm still waiting!!!"

stingered by BrandAmbassadorO February 21, 2019

Text Stinge 

A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.

ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."

Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"

Text Stinge by JayMcee June 16, 2010